Upon visiting Stratford-upon-Avon, which of course is the town of Shakespeare's Birthplace and other important Historical sites, you will be welcomed by the kind, generous people of Stratford. My good friend Katie and I encountered several of these people during our recent time in Stratford - taxi drivers, cashier clerks, ticket sellers and others. Many tourists from London will choose to visit Stratford-upon-Avon on a day tour, led by a touring company, riding a coach to and from London within the same day....only a few intrepid travellers will attempt to visit Stratford the way we did: with enthusiasm, spontaniety and oh so many assumptions...
There are 5 official sites of the Shakespeare's Birthplace trust, which you will want to explore. We visited 4 of them on this day. This includes the house Shakespeare was apparently born in, the house he most likely bought and returned to live in until his death and the houses of his supposed daughter and son-in-law, John Hall. There is not a lot that can be said with certainty about Shakespeare's life in Stratford-upon-Avon so it is interesting to view the historically accurate wording of most things in this town, but there remains a good chance that he is one of the most brilliant playwrights in the world, ever.
Visitors may enjoy a traditional English cream tea, a walk along the River Avon, and a performance at the Royal Shakespeare Company here in Stratford. A delightful afternoon in the gardens at Anne Hathaway's Cottage on one of England's last fine days of the season is sure to be a treat.
Around 5:00 pm, you will begin to notice shops and stores closing up, even though it is still early evening. This is because most tourists will be heading back to their coaches to return to London for the night, unless, of course, you Choose Your Own Adventure and decide to make your own way home from this quaint village.
You will of course have purchased an advance train ticket to take you home to London from Stratford-upon-Avon, and will have examined the time on this ticket very closely. About one hour before this train is due to leave in the evening, I would recommend heading to the train station, leaving enough time to say your goodbyes and remembrances to the beautiful village of Stratford.
If, when you arrive at the Railway Station at Stratford, this is the view you are confronted with, it is likely that you may ask yourselves a few questions. Such as, why are there no other human beings at this train station at 9:30pm in the evening on a Saturday?
It is important to check the time table AT the train station so that you are aware of what time the last train to London is. Then, if this time is earlier than the time printed on your ticket, it is important to catch the last train to London.
In the event that you ARE in fact stranded in Stratford-upon-Avon overnight, use your mobile phone to call the local Travelodge and book a room. Yes, it may be money that you had not planned on spending, but at least you will not be spending the night sleeping on the benches in the picture above.
When travelling, always look on the bright side! Yes, things may not always go right, but now you have extra time to explore Stratford! You can visit the 5th Shakespearean site - a farm which is just outside of town that Shakespeare's mother lived at. You don't need a map to find it - walking is probably fine and won't take you more than one hour or so through the grass, thorns and rain.
After your visit to the farm, take a cheap 9-minute taxi ride back over the route you walked miserably along in the rain earlier in the morning, and say your last goodbyes (really) to Stratford.
Get to the train station in plenty of time so that you can purchase another expensive one-way ticket back to London. Alternatively, use your most desparate voice and plead with the ticket officer to let you ride back to London on the grounds that your tickets were woefully uninformative.
After your relaxing mini-break in Stratford you may want to take the chance to refresh your clothing, have a warm shower and rest. You can recount the endless fun times had in this charming English village and how clever of a traveller you and your companions truly are.